Help Live: [MedicalConspiracies] Is the US government hiding time travel?

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Stephen Hawking, the famous British theoretical physicist
and paralytic, recently made headlines by coming out of the
scientific closet.

Hawking has already warned that we should be very wary about
making contact with extraterrestrial beings. "If aliens ever
visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher
Columbus first landed in America, which didn't turn out very
well for the Native Americans," he said.

But, as he presented his latest ideas about what travel in
the future might resemble, he reportedly admitted that he
had kept quiet on the subject for fear of being labeled a
heretic by the scientific community.

In a much more recent documentary he suggested that spaceships
will one day be so fast that we won't know whether we've come
or gone. Hawking suggests that Einstein's theories of relativity
will become obsolete. He posits that, at some point when we're
all long gone, a day on a spaceship traveling at 650 million
miles per hour would be akin to one year on Earth. In other
words, a passenger on such a trip would be able to time travel
forward one year in only a day.

While sounding completely bizarre, it does comply with Einstein's
theories. The closer you approach the speed of light, the slower
time moves for you, the traveler, in relation to an observer who
is stationary.

Before you conclude that such a phenomenon is provable, you
should know that right now, the United States government does
possess technology which can move forward through time relative
to us Earth-bound observers consistent with Einstein's theories!

Yes, the United States possessed time travel technology. They
are called satellites. Time dilation is a measurable phenomenon
that must be taken into account by the satellites that provide
us with our GPS coordinates. Since the satellites are moving
thousands of times faster through space than we are in our cars,
time actually moves slower for them. In other words, they are
slowly creeping into our future by thousandths of a second!

Creepy, isn't it?

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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Here's one for you Lewis, "A Chinese man has died after an
eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim,
a joke."
[With friends like those...]

According to Myth Busters this is an urban legend. Pee is
not constant enough to conduct a current unless you are
really close. The odds of the pee conducting through the
case of a PS2 is even more problematic. -John
[Maybe, but I still wouldn't want to test the theory.]

The guy who peed in his PlayStation 2 while it was still
plugged in was an idiot. Everyone knows you're supposed to
unplug it before you pee on it! It says so in the owner's
manual! -Chris

Hey, Lewis! Reading about our $12 trillion nation debt I
was reminded of a movie back in the late 70's about America
being far in debt (I'd hate to think what the number was
in that movie). When the foreign creditors demand payment,
they have a telethon. I believe it was called America-thon.
How depressing, then AND now! -mascot
[I remember that movie. It starred John Ritter as President,
a bachelor president, as I recall, and Harvey Korman. That's
about all I remember. Although the premise of the movie is
not completely bizarre. We might be at that point before
long.]

Lewis, we here at my office read you every week. I bet you
really ARE one Bizarre dude. -tom
[I'm not bizarre, I'm just fascinated with the bizarre, and
like to report on it. I'm actually a fairly middle of the
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