Re: [MedicalConspiracies] Fourth Marriage

Here's a response!

 

Poignant!  Comparitively Factual! Unavoisably true!

 

Nutricon-Wm

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From: Patricia <1eagles9@mwt.net>
To: medicalconspiracies@googlegroups.com
Sent: Sat, February 20, 2010 8:20:57 PM
Subject: [MedicalConspiracies] Fourth Marriage

Borderline ok, would love to hear your response to this one.
Blessings,
Patti

Fourth Marriage

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one
day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a
wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what
type and color dress are you looking for?' The bride to
be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.'

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't
take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are
considered more appropriate for brides who are being
married the first time - for those who are a bit more
innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky
blue would be nice?'

'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the
clerk's directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown
would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all
my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding,
he died as we were checking into our hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight
in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that
wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other
again.'

'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.

'That one was a  Progressive Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night
for four years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me  how good
it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.