[MedicalConspiracies] Metaphysical Cat

MY SEARCH FOR GURU PAID OFF!



I ASK FOR TEACHING.  HE SAY MEDITATION
IZ KEY TO ENLIGHTENMENT.  PURIFY SELF.



I GET MEDITATION ROOM AND PRACTICE.


 ACHIEVE AFTER MANY YEARS I ACHIEVE PURIFICATION





I TELL FRIENDS TO LOOK UP AND SEE THE LIGHT!



I GIVE LEVITATION LESSONS



THEY MEDITATE AND PRACTICE.   SUCCESS!



I CONTINUE MEDITATION AND DHARMA





I MASTER OTHER THINGS



LEARN TELEPORTATION THRU WORMHOLES





I GRADUATE - LEAVE EARTH PLANE



I BECOME YUR GUARDIAN ANGEL