Are there any reasonable explanations for spectacular sinkholes in China?
After the spectacular picture of a sinkhole in Guatemala caused by tropical storm Agatha, the Chinese internet has been abuzz with reports of large numbers of the eerily circular formations suddenly appearing across China.
Even straight-laced old Xinhua has got the bug, reporting (in one of those sensationalist, stability-busting headlines for Chinaâs state news agency is renowned): âCave-ins found in many areas of Chinaâ
Iâm sure there are lots of excellent geological, meteorological and man-made reasons why these things appear â earthquakes, droughts, old coal mine workings â but that would be far too boring for the febrile minds of Chinaâs 400m netizens.
And looking at the pictures, I half-share their collective shiver of anticipation that these things are unnatural portents of catastrophe.
The end-of-the-world-is-nigh movie 2012 (was that the worst film ever made?) was a big hit in China, so itâs no surprise that lots of the discussion of these apparitions in the earth make reference to that.
âCloser and closer to 2012â warned one commenter on the Netease platform. âWill what was the ocean become land and what is now land become the ocean?,â asked another. âDo aliens come out of these holes?,â questioned a third.
On and on the comments go: âGod is very angry with earthlings polluting behavior and has decided to punish earthlings,â said a fourth, and âLetâs organize ourselves and quickly go to Tibet to find the ark,â enjoins a fifth.
Or my favourite, (can you hear the panic rising?), âWhy are the holes so round? Even humans canât make it this round. Why is there such frequency and intensity? Why arenât there any reasonable explanations?â
Why indeed? Cue X-files music, pull down that battered copy of Nostradamusâs predictions from the bookshelf, scratch off the last days of the Mayan calendar (ends 2012) and steep yourselves in the Apocalypse of St John.
Thatâs if you like that sort of thing. Me, Iâm off for a beer while I wait for the earth to swallow me up.


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