Jun 8, 2011

MedicalConspiracies- Rarely Make A Reccomendation For An Investment,,,, Butt ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

HIC !!!!!;-)))))
Bruce Chesley
Truth is a terrible cross to bear.
Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered. - Thomas Paine
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws - Tacitus
Treason for $$$$.  ALL "pro 2A" orgs.
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Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2011 00:52:27 EDT

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received  $214.00.
 
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.  It is called the 401-Keg.
 
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

 


 
Makes you damned proud to be an American!!!

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