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------------ Forwarded message ------------ From: Colleen V=
ogel <colleen_vogel@msn.com> Date: Aug 17, 2011 Su=
bject: Fwd: MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE To: Mark Vogel <myvogue@msn.com&=
gt;, Loraine Locke <lorainell@att.net>, Berl Dahlstrom <patandberl=
@verizon.net>, Cheryl Berger <mommaberger@gmail.com>
 
<div class=3D"replyBody">Chuckle for the day. 
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FW: MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE</div>
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From: Suzanne 
<div>ALITTLE LONG BUT SO TRUE</d=
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<div>UN PEU LONG MAIS  TRES V=
RAIS </div>
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n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; ">Too true (most of it!)</div>
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n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; ">Men Are =
Just Happier People --     What do you expect from such=
simple creatures? </=
span> Your last name stays put.<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  <span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">=
The garage is all yours.&n=
bsp; Wedding plans take care of themselv=
es. <sp=
an style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "=
> Chocolate is just another snack.  You ca=
n be President. </spa=
n> You can never be pregnant.  Yo=
u can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.  You can wear NO =
shirt to a water park.&nbs=
p; Car mechanics tell you the truth.</sp=
an>  =
The world is your urinal.  You never have to driv=
e to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.=
  <=
/span>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a=
bolt. =
 Same work, more pay.  Wrinkles add char=
acter. =
 Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  <span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">=
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.<sp=
an class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  <sp=
an style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; =
">New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.      One mood all the =
time.  <=
span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  <=
span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt=
; ">Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.  You kn=
ow stuff about tanks.&nbsp=
; A five-day vacation requires only one =
suitcase. </sp=
an> You can open all your own jars.  Yo=
u get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  <span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">=
If someone forgets to invite you,  He or she can still be you=
r friend. &nbs=
p;  </spa=
n>Your underwear is  $8.95 for a three-pack.  Three=
pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almos=
t never have strap problems in public.  You are unable to see=
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your f=
ace stays its original color. The same hairstyl=
e lasts for years, maybe decades.  You only have to shave you=
r face and neck. <=
span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt;=
">   You can play with toys all your life.  One wa=
llet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.  Yo=
u can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.  You can 'do'=
your nails with a pocket knife.  You have freedom of choice =
concerning growing a mustache.     <=
/span> You can do Christmas  shopping for =
25 relatives <=
/span> on December 24 in 25 minutes.  No=
wonder men are happier. =
  =
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pan class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  <s=
pan style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt;=
">And to the men who will enjoy reading it.</div>
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> Men Are Just Happier People!</stron=
g></div>
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n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; "> =
NICKNAMES:  ·                If Laura, Kate a=
nd Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.=
 <spa=
n style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-size: 8pt; =
"> · =
  </s=
pan>           &nbs=
p; If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affect=
ionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,  Bubba and Wildman.<sp=
an style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-size: 8pt;=
">     </spa=
n>  <stro=
ng>EATING OUT:</s=
pan> =
 ·&nbs=
p;  <=
/span>           &nbs=
p; When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will=
each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.</div>
<div style=3D"margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margi=
n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; ">None of them will have anything=
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.<spa=
n class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  <spa=
n style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">·<=
/span>  </span=
>     &=
nbsp;     </spa=
n>  <span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "=
> When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.</span=
>     MONEY:  ·<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">           &nbs=
p;  <span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space"> A man will pay $=
2 for a $1 item he needs.&=
nbsp; ·                A woman will pay $1 for a $2=
item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.     BATHROOMS:  ·<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">           &nbs=
p;  <span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  A man has =
six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor,=
a bar of soap, and a towel.  ·                The average number of i=
tems in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able =
to identify more than 20 of these items.     ARGUMENTS:  ·            <=
span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">   A woman has the las=
t word in any argument.&nb=
sp; ·                Anything a man says after that=
is the beginning of a new argument.   &n=
bsp; FUTURE:  ·                A woman worries about =
the future until she gets a husband.  ·            <spa=
n class=3D"Apple-converted-space">    A man never worr=
ies about the future until he gets a wife.  </div>
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n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; "> MARRIAGE:<sp=
an style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "=
>  </span=
>&mid=
dot;  <=
/span>   &nb=
sp;       =
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 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.=
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r />· </sp=
an>  =
         &nb=
sp;  </sp=
an> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change=
, but she does. &nbsp=
;    DRESSING UP:  ·<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">           &nbs=
p;  <span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">  A woman wi=
ll dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the p=
hone, read a book, and get the mail.  ·            <spa=
n class=3D"Apple-converted-space">   A man will dress up fo=
r weddings and funerals.&n=
bsp;    NATURAL :</=
span> ·               Men wake up as good-looking as they went =
to bed. </span=
> ·&nb=
sp;  =
           &nb=
sp;Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<s=
pan style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; =
">  <span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">     OFFSPRING:  ·</sp=
an>  <s=
pan style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5=
pt; ">     &nbs=
p;     <=
span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt;=
">  &n=
bsp;Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She kno=
ws about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, s=
ecret fears and hopes and dreams.  ·                A man is vaguely awa=
re of some short people living in the house.    <=
br /><spa=
n style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 16pt;=
">THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:  <span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 11pt; =
">A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two peo=
ple remembering the same thing!</div>
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n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; ">Send this to the women who have a sense of humor and=
who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.</em=
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<td style="font: inherit;" valign="top"> --- On Sun, 8/7/11, mendezlv <mendezlv@aol.com> wrote: 
<blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid #1010ff; margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;"> From: mendezlv <mendezlv@aol.com> Subject: Fwd: Fw: National Anthem To: "Carol Stave" <Bcstave@aol.com>, "Diane Jankowski" <BlackLakeBelle@aol.com>, "Joyce Kelly" <darbyluv@sbcglobal.net>, "Diane Goshay" <capistranobabe@hotmail.com>, "Jack & Elke Foss" <jackelke@yahoo.com>, "Jim/Lynda Anderson" <jimlynda60@q.com>, "Judith Orlopp" <Jorlopp@sbcglobal.net>, "Leslie Eby" <leslieby@gmail.com>, "Bob & Sharon Brown" <rbsm@silcom.com>, "Pat Veronese" <patveronese@hotmail.com>, "Wave & Hilton Stonerock" <wavelee9@charter.net> Date: Sunday, August 7, 2011, 5:24 PM 
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If you're tired of hearing our national anthem being destroyed almost every time it's sung by the current crop of pop artists, then you will seriously appreciate.....sung by a group known as "Dave's Highway".
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No instruments, no microphones, no special effects..
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Just 3 young siblings (Erika, Delaney, and Zachary) singing the anthem as originally written, right in their own living room.
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Too true (most of it!) :-)

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do shopping for 25 relatives
on one day in about 25 minutes or less.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it
And to the men who will enjoy reading it.

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Men Are Just Happier People!

NICKNAMES:
·          If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
·          If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

EATING OUT:
·          When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.

None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
·          When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
·         A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
·          A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
·          A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
·          The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
·         A woman has the last word in any argument.
·          Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
·          A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
·          A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE:
·          A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
·          A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
·          A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
·         A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL :
·         Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
·         Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
·          Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
·          A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Send this to the women who have a sense of humor ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Help Live

Sep 3, 2011

MedicalConspiracies- MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE (OT)

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